tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75494913226749041062009-10-19T18:44:02.321+03:00danismemari nimicuri scrise prostdanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-71369726999238538542009-10-19T18:33:00.004+03:002009-10-19T18:39:40.199+03:00The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapondanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-19349949840373332242009-05-08T22:00:00.003+03:002009-05-08T22:03:50.469+03:00for salevand blog. ca io m-am cam plictisit de blogu asta. si de bloguri in general, si de web 2.0, si de web 3.0 si de nush, si nu mai am chef. si nici timp. si nici nu mai e funny. deci cine da o ceapa degarata pe blogu asta?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-86451157547731718972009-04-08T07:23:00.002+03:002009-04-08T07:28:16.368+03:00jimmy legscred ca as vrea sa am cele mai lungi jimmy legs din lume.danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-62632425554286879472009-03-27T08:51:00.005+02:002009-03-30T07:56:19.369+03:00flegmeimi explica si mie cineva de ce plm vad io reclama asta numa in timp ce mananc? danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-31387236747058517562009-03-19T14:14:00.001+02:002009-03-19T14:50:51.299+02:00machiavelismcine e mai machiavelic dintre o femeie care se macheaza zilnic si un barbat care se macheste o data pe saptamana?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-5945856046266020132009-03-17T09:09:00.003+02:002009-03-17T09:15:25.659+02:00invata sa tricotezinu e deloc greu sa tricotezi. ai nevoie de doua andrele si de niste lana. lana se vinde la scul in obor. primul pas e sa desfaci sculul de lana si sa o transformi intr-un ghem. apoi trebuie sa impletesti lana cu ajutorul andrelelor. pentru impresia artistica e bine sa misti andrelele frumos in timp ce incurci lana.asta-i tot :)mult succes!danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-14177707666693278672009-03-16T15:23:00.000+02:002009-03-16T15:33:35.079+02:00luniastazi a fost cea mai frumoasa dimineata de luni de saptamana asta !danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-19344656238472523812009-03-13T09:04:00.002+02:002009-03-13T09:10:33.075+02:00semnesemnele din nastere pot fi obscene?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-21215327565766809462009-02-18T09:00:00.002+02:002009-02-18T09:02:42.669+02:00leapsanu prea am inteles eu cum functioneaza leapsa asta in blogosfera (si nici ca ma intereseaza), dar eu as vrea sa inventez leapsa pe coco! si as vrea sa mai inventez piua in blogosfera !danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-57227486772194533052009-02-11T14:01:00.001+02:002009-02-11T14:06:34.027+02:00a fi sau a nu fi off-topiceu cred ca e mai bine sa fii off-topic. fiind off-topic poti sa te angajezi in orice discutie pe orice tema, de la nave spatiale la art-nouveau. nu conteaza discutia, tu poti sa fii off-topic. pam pam!danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-27231194870704302682009-02-10T14:46:00.008+02:002009-02-11T07:29:09.675+02:00pisatul bouluite exaspereaza boul tau ca se pisa in modul ala proverbial? se plang vecinii de boul tau? vrei ca boul tau sa se pise rectiliniu? nu dispera, exista solutiiboul este un animal incapabil sa faca pipi drept. el poate numai in forma de sinusoida (adica serpuit, ca boul). pentru a obtine din aceasta sinusoida o linie dreapta pe mijlocul drumului se poate potcovi boul astfel incat sa il obligi sa danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-57669080235048948712009-01-31T09:41:00.003+02:002009-01-31T10:19:40.894+02:00teoria relativitatii aplicatae cineva care a inteles teoria relativitatii? dvs in spate? nu? nimeni? e vorba de chestia aia de zice ca timpul nu e chiar absolut. e ca omu: se intinde si se strange cand are el chef. cum vine asta? poi vine simplu de tot. sa zicem ca esti la bere. ai ajuns la crasma la ora 7 seara. iti propui sa stai la bere pana pe la 10. evident ca pe la ora 9 cand comanzi ultima bere incepe odata o danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-4213792428456229842009-01-20T12:07:00.007+02:002009-01-22T11:11:26.323+02:00acum 20 de aniSoarele a răsărit la 7:48, a apus la 17:03Luna a răsărit la 12:02, a apus la 2:44 Eu decupam porumbei cu foarfece boanteRestul e pam pam!danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-58105884754713370752009-01-15T13:17:00.005+02:002009-01-15T18:05:51.870+02:00pps si alte aleaprimesti mailuri funny? si io. iti plac? mie nu prea. eu primesc tot soiul de rahaturi pe mail. primesc bancuri. cam vechi, dar in general sunt bine primite. primesc poze, filmulete cu reclame sau alte balarii. si astea sunt bune. sa fie primit!da totusi..de ce primesc pps-uri? nu inteleg. daca vrei sa trimiti poze, trimite-le pe toate atasate la mail, ca se vad acolo. nu tre sa deschid io danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-11170869195756880032009-01-15T13:11:00.001+02:002009-01-15T13:11:54.341+02:00monitorul oficialmonitorul oficial are screen-saver?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-62356257487867292242008-12-19T12:06:00.002+02:002009-01-12T18:32:36.993+02:00Ultimul articol de anul acestasau de ce michelangelo nu a pictat cina cea de taina !danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-3957550209520757112008-12-09T16:39:00.003+02:002008-12-30T15:34:43.115+02:00off-topicam fost izgonit de pe un forum pentru ca eram off-topic. forumul se chema off-topic si threadul se numea off-topic de off-topic.dovada aicidanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-23220492860891326902008-11-14T14:51:00.003+02:002008-12-30T15:34:43.115+02:00ceva stupidMai demult am vrut sa imi cumpar o pizza de la o patiserie care facea si asa ceva pe langa merdenele si trigoane.- O pizza va rog.- De care?- Pai de care aveti ?- Mica sau mare.- Mica ..- Mica n-avem!Pam pam!danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-60418802203449731312008-11-11T10:43:00.002+02:002008-12-30T15:34:43.116+02:003 ceasuri releceasurile rele de marti raman in urma?tre sa le dam cu o ora inainte - inapoi odata cu daylight savings?daca-i marti e belgia, dar cum ramane cu ceasurile rele?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-82483445312728658362008-11-06T11:09:00.003+02:002008-12-30T15:34:43.116+02:00chilotii care nu intra in curexista asa ceva? hai sa-i inventam! eu ma gandeam la o solutie care implica niste spuma poliuretanica, dar imi e teama ca ideea mea nu e prea buna.idei? anyone?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-55964661035024342782008-10-29T11:20:00.003+02:002008-12-30T15:36:31.347+02:00I had a dreamprovoc toate babele si omizile care stiu sa interpreteze visele sa desluseasca visul meu.se facea ca aveam trei roti desumflate. da desumflate de tot .. pe janta. si nu oricare 3 roti ci fix alea bune. aia belita care se desumfla mereu era cea mai buna roata.si gata...atat. asta a fost tot visul.no, ce inseamna? mi se strica rotile? tre sa imi iau 3 anvelope? nu 4?asa..si daca tot am adus vorba danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-84691145206848859052008-10-28T14:33:00.001+02:002008-12-30T15:35:51.563+02:00before & afterdanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-50796580298458307362008-10-16T16:06:00.003+03:002008-12-30T15:34:43.117+02:00sick dayo colega si-a luat un suck day in loc de sick day (o mica greseala de tastare). oare pretenul ei si-a luat un lick day ?danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-44821159322137027372008-10-15T09:19:00.004+03:002008-12-30T15:34:43.117+02:00ghicitoareia ghiciti repede aciulea: ce e bizdidel pentru damboviteni si mai ales de ce?a) un altint pentru curva comuneibe) un paraiasce) un apelativ foarte popularde) nu stiu, nu sunt din judet.danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7549491322674904106.post-78796572032563644532008-10-13T08:56:00.005+03:002008-12-30T15:36:03.938+02:00EA cu CAPSEA: nu mai sta atat de aprope de ala. stai si tu mai departe un pic. nu vezi cum circula ceilalti soferi?eu: pai stau la fel de departe unul de celalat ca si mine. stiu si io ce sa zic?EA: hai maaaaa...eu (las o oarece distanta fata de masina din fata): ok. happy?EA: da...EA: iar stai prea aproape de alaeu: e altu..nu tot alaEA: hai maaaaaaaa...nu mai sta asa aproape de curu lu alaeu: fund...nu danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09658639783812366575dan.rosu@gmail.com24